Five Things That Should Break The Internet That Are Not Kim Kardashian’s Butt

I’m putting a one day moratorium on Kim Kardashian’s butt. I am willfully ignoring Paper Magazine’s shoot. I am ignoring that the photographer Jean-Paul Goude chose to recreate his infamous photo with Carolina Beaumont and that the internet insists on calling it the Champagne Incident. It’s called Carolina Beaumont. Be the first of your friend group to get it right. Then join me in celebrating five other events that deserve to break the internet.

We Landed On a Comet. I repeat we landed on a comet. Wonder Woman Might Be Directed By a Woman. In particular, Michelle MacLaren of Breaking Bad fame. As if the only female in DC’s big five getting a solo film wasn’t big enough.

Theophilus London says Kanye x adidas collab, Yeezi, is the future of sneakers. Best 40 minutes of his life. Also check out the Theophilus x Kanye collab, Can’t Stop.

Azealia Banks Finally Released Her Album. After the Interscope fiasco, labels took her acute sense of self-worth for early signs of the crazy. Good.

Book of Life Made Back Its Budget. Go support delightful films about Mexicans by Mexicans.

None of this doing it for you? Watch the Avengers 2 trailer again.

-Olamma